disinterested: the sash wringing the trash thinging the mash flinging the flash springing the crash thinging THE HASH SLINGING SLASHER
icantwaittodrawakitten: this shit cracks me the fuck up.
My mom’s Puerto Rican. That’s why I’m so lively and colorful.– April Ludgate (via xblogx)
fourevers: i know you have a heavy heart, i can feel it when we kiss. so many men stronger than me have thrown their backs out trying to lift it.
Reblog if you're 5'3 or less.
snuffedout: Shorty role call, give me all the shorties. jhahajahajahahaha ^^^^